A Loose Interpretation



You know those videos or movies that are over before you know it, and you're like, "Wow, that was 3 hours long!? It felt like an hour!"

Well, this is an example of the complete opposite.

Accurate History

This is a slice of history that, as absurd as it may be, I would to use in a class room. Unfortunately it contains adult language and is prohibited from such places of learning. However, I feel it portrays one of the most accurate portraits of our nations first president, and first real hero. Given the current times, I feel that this representation more than appropriate, but required. Enjoy.

Bass Hole

If you listen closely, this guy very clearly describes how to make a fart sandwich. Now let's say you're odd enough to think up something like this. Most people would dismiss it and say, "Wow, I'm glad people can't see into my mind sometimes!" Not this guy -- he put it right out there for everybody and their dog to see. Good for you, mister! Bully!

You'll Log

Well, if this doesn't say "Merry Christmas", I don't know what will.

This is the sound of a record scratch as the music stops and, in the corner, someone vomits.

I wasn't sure what was going on at first but the last three minutes took me on a heart-pumping thrill-ride! I'm speechless. What do you think? Will he beat the odds?

There is a disturbing amount of panning and zooming for something filmed only by the man being filmed.

Another Inside Joke

Another episode in a series of videos featuring Eliot eating food. It's guaranteed, if you have a camera on, Eliot will eat food in front of it. TO UNCOMFORTABLE DEGREES.

Thems Bigfoots is FRIENDLY!

If you've ever wondered, as I have, what happened to that creepy Bigfoot-thing from that shaky home movie of the 60's ... well, I've got your answer right here. Looks like he's turned into a fart sandwich.