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Well, if this doesn't say "Merry Christmas", I don't know what will.

This is the sound of a record scratch as the music stops and, in the corner, someone vomits.

I wasn't sure what was going on at first but the last three minutes took me on a heart-pumping thrill-ride! I'm speechless. What do you think? Will he beat the odds?

There is a disturbing amount of panning and zooming for something filmed only by the man being filmed.

Another Inside Joke

Another episode in a series of videos featuring Eliot eating food. It's guaranteed, if you have a camera on, Eliot will eat food in front of it. TO UNCOMFORTABLE DEGREES.

Thems Bigfoots is FRIENDLY!

If you've ever wondered, as I have, what happened to that creepy Bigfoot-thing from that shaky home movie of the 60's ... well, I've got your answer right here. Looks like he's turned into a fart sandwich.

Good Game Internets, You Win

Zune ad. This might be borderline NSFW, so please view responsibly.

I just...I just don't know. Why!? My eyes are burning. This is more like a Fart Double Decker Sandwich. I dare you to watch the whole thing.

Whomever made this video should be not allowed to, well, to do anything, ever. Ironiclly this probably represents the quality of a Zune quite well.

Now excuse me while I barf up my Thanksgiving left overs.

NOTE: This video contains disturbing images.

A Battle Hymn For Children

Ever meet someone, and start talking, and start chatting for a bit and then a little more and you're like, "wow this person is pretty co.. oh crap this guys a effing weirdo" That thing that happens, that point, its like finding child porn on someones computer, that one thing that makes you entirely rethink your attitude towards the other human being. Here's a couple show-stoppers for me:

Knives
Having a knife is good, a good blade to cut open letters or perhaps just throw at that tree outside. That's fun. However, those gun-show DRAGON SLAYER X-1 multi-barbed pieces, or the kind where someone you don't know well enough whips it out in your face and goes, "YEAH MAN I'M ALWAYS READY TO GET MUGGED." Whenever I see that my brain just ticks off-"Insecure, possibly unstable"

Guns
Anytime anyone has more than six guns that they don't know a whole lot about my brain starts thinking about their inner child being instead an insane Howard Hughes style recluse in the Nevada desert with human organs in their double-wides refrigerator. Which reminds me...

Refrigerators with Only Condiments
I never trust someone who has a full pantry but nothing to eat.

Gobble Gobble?

Okay, I can honestly say I know nothing about Sarah Palin, and she seems like a really nice lady and all, but maybe not the sharpest tool in the shed when in the spotlight. See if you notice anything a little bizarre about the location of this interview. Maybe PETA hasn't seen this video yet and she'll be alright. Either way, she has just prepared a delicious fart sandwich for herself. I'm sure the guy in the background thinks he'll stay invisible to the camera as long as he doesn't make any sudden movements, much like that of a T-Rex in Jurrasic Park. If he stays just still enough, the camera...ah SHIT! They saw me. I predict SNL will spoof this.