Can't Fight This Feeling

Apparently a fart sandwich can be described as either:

• A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.

OR

• Where one passes wind into the palms of their cupped hands, thereby trapping the odor, then releasing it into the face of an unsuspecting victim.
  

Well, this fart sandwich is something different entirely. Stay posted because this is but the mere precipice of what's to come.