As if there weren't enough turds floating out of Hollywood lately, Movieweb has just reported that "Monopoly: The Movie" has just been greenlit and is getting visionary director, Ridley Scott.
Really? It's said to be in the future and..NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. Movies off of boardgames, great.
I have a prediction. Since nobody actually ever finishes a game of Monopoly because 4 hours in you just want to throw the board and start taking shots out of the thimble, the movie will be made in a similar fashion. I'm sure it will be 3 hours long and have a 4 hour director's cut. I'm sure however plenty of people will take a big ol' bite out of this fart sandwich.
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I want Peter Jackson to direct Risk the movie and it would take a weekend to watch it.
Tim Burton for "Candyland." And don't forget "Twister" starring Ron Jeremy.
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