A Battle Hymn For Children

Ever meet someone, and start talking, and start chatting for a bit and then a little more and you're like, "wow this person is pretty co.. oh crap this guys a effing weirdo" That thing that happens, that point, its like finding child porn on someones computer, that one thing that makes you entirely rethink your attitude towards the other human being. Here's a couple show-stoppers for me:

Knives
Having a knife is good, a good blade to cut open letters or perhaps just throw at that tree outside. That's fun. However, those gun-show DRAGON SLAYER X-1 multi-barbed pieces, or the kind where someone you don't know well enough whips it out in your face and goes, "YEAH MAN I'M ALWAYS READY TO GET MUGGED." Whenever I see that my brain just ticks off-"Insecure, possibly unstable"

Guns
Anytime anyone has more than six guns that they don't know a whole lot about my brain starts thinking about their inner child being instead an insane Howard Hughes style recluse in the Nevada desert with human organs in their double-wides refrigerator. Which reminds me...

Refrigerators with Only Condiments
I never trust someone who has a full pantry but nothing to eat.