Learn This or Die

I've decided that my cats will need to learn how to do this to win over support from the landlord community in my town of Aberdeen. If my cats could pinch bricks into a toilet bowl, I might not have to be so accustomed to living in one of the many Aberdonian shitholes that are provided to pet owners. I think dog owners get the shaft too, but my cat can't grow to the size of a horse either.

I always imagine with my discussions with landlords that the reason the second I mention "cat" they turn into raging ignorant buttholes is that they just had a tennent with a dog the size of Hurley from Lost that ran around and treated everything as it's own personal urinal/chew toy/whore. Maybe that's harsh, but it's what I think, and that's how I like to make my fart sandwich so there.