The Resolution

How do you feel about horses? Would you say you love them? Out of all the animals, would you consider them the best?

When a series of children's magazines were launched for horse-mad girls, the advertisers couldn't have guessed just how catchy their jingle would become. The simple song promoting the magazines goes: "I love horses Best of all the animals I love horses They’re my friends."

You can hear the original on the magazine's website. Go listen, I'll wait here.

Done? Told you it was catchy. Now since fartsandwich is a unbiased blog, it would only be fair to show the counterpoint or flip side to this story. You see, not everyone loves horses. In fact, some people hate horses and would go so far as to say that they are the worst of all animals.

The most vocal of these individuals can be found at this blog. I will warn you though, his views are quite blunt.